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SECT.

IV.]

IN REGARD

TO

OURSELVES',

495

tyrants

in

their

own

little dominions, and

if

they have

but

one

inferior

that

belons.to

them, he shall know

and

feel

that

they

are lords and

masters.

If

their

will

be

crossed

in some

common affair

of

life,

their laud

còm

plaints shall

break out

at

the

windows

and

the doors

:

The

walls

of

the house

shall echo with'

the sound

of

their

indignation,

till the

neighbours are alarmed and

enquire into

the

do-

mestic mischief.

You

shall

see

these sons

of humour

rise

from

their table

in a

fury

and

renounce their

food.

The breast

swells with inward

passion

and

leaves

no

room

for the

refreshments

of

nature

:

The

servants

fly

scattering

into

corners

for fear

:

The

peace

of their

dearest

relatives

is

broken,

the

order of

the

family

thrown into

wild

confusion,

and

the

tempest

rises

so

high

in

their

own bosom,

that

it will

require

some

hours

to

calm

and compose

it..

Pride

and

humour

have

raised

a

storm,

and it

is

no small

labour

to

reduce

the

passions

to

peace, to

smooth

all the billows

that roar and roll

within, and to make the

countenance

serene again.

And after

all,

what

is

the cause

of

this

tumult

?

What

gross and

unpardonable

crime

gave

occasion for such

resentment

and violence

?

Perhaps dinner

was

not set

upon

the

table.

exactly

at the

appointed

moment,

the

clock has

struck

five

minutes

and

the table

is

not

co-

vered

;

or

it

may be

the cook has

not

performed her

part

to such

a precise degree.

of

nicety and elegance

as

the

master

expected, or

as

the mistress had taught her.

"

This

dish

is

so

insipid and seasoned

so low,

it

is

impos-

sible

to

eat

it,

and

the

other

is

nothing

but

salt and

fire."

It

is

strange

that

for both these reasons the passions must

burn

and the

heart

broil

with fury.

"

What,

saith

he,

shall

I

never be gratified

at

my

own

table

?"

Or

it

is

frosty

weather, and

the

plates

are not quite

warm enough,

and

therefore the master

kindles; "

must

I

still be

served

so

?

Have

ye

all

conspired

that I

shall

eat

a cold

dinner

to

day

?"

And yet

this man professes

to be

a

philoso-

pher, a man

of

virtue

;

he

disdains

to

be

led

by

that

mean and

brutal thing

called

appetite, and

talks much

of

subduing the

passions.

I

wish he

could

hilt

suppose-he

had

any to

be

subdued.

Or

perhaps a

word

is

inadvertently spoken

in

the

dining

-room

which

used to

be

forbidden there

;

perhaps

some

grave and

seri

©us

theme

is

started

in

a

jovial

hour,